I'd Rather Gnaw Off a Limb

"Steve in Manhattan" (blogenfreude01) 07/28/2016 at 18:24 • Filed to: None

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jimz > Steve in Manhattan 07/28/2016 at 18:27

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I just did.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Steve in Manhattan 07/28/2016 at 18:29

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Literally gnawing at limb as I type this...

crowmolly > Steve in Manhattan 07/28/2016 at 18:29

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I liked it. Fight me.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Steve in Manhattan 07/28/2016 at 18:30

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I saw it. It wasn't bad.

Your boy, BJR > Steve in Manhattan 07/28/2016 at 18:31

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You wanna diss Frankie Valli? Come across that River and say this to my face you New York piece of shit! You’ll be in the trunk of a stolen neon out at the meadowlands faster than you can say “big girls don’t cry” you fuckin’ prick!

*AHEM*

Oh. Excuse me. What I meant to say was I don't care for your opinion, sir.

EL_ULY > Your boy, BJR 07/28/2016 at 18:37

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Beat him up Ben, you too Steve!

GhostZ > Your boy, BJR 07/28/2016 at 18:38

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Pcm9799 > Steve in Manhattan 07/28/2016 at 18:39

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Ah, but which limb? A leg I can see, those prosthetic legs are damn cool nowadays. I’d get one of those Paralympic runner curved blade things. But what about a hand? No prosthetic we have can get your manual dexterity back. What about your dominant hand? You’d have to relearn typing and all sorts of shit.

EL_ULY > GhostZ 07/28/2016 at 18:44

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Mattbob > Steve in Manhattan 07/28/2016 at 18:45

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seconded.

Your boy, BJR > EL_ULY 07/28/2016 at 18:48

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Lol D’jais is in my town. B-E-L! M-A-R!!!! Wooooooooaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

Steve in Manhattan > Pcm9799 07/28/2016 at 18:53

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Probably just part of a pinkie, like the Yakuza.

Steve in Manhattan > Your boy, BJR 07/28/2016 at 18:55

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SigOther works in the entertainment industry, and I can’t tell you how many phone calls I’ve gotten like this:

Honey, want to go see Lion King? I’ve got free tickets!

No. Not ever.

You might talk me into seeing Hamilton. Other than that, I hate Broadway shows.

Steve in Manhattan > crowmolly 07/28/2016 at 18:58

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74th and Amsterdam ... I’ll be right down. Or maybe I’ll just sit here and drink.

Frank Grimes > Steve in Manhattan 07/28/2016 at 19:35

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are they selling suits? or gum?

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > crowmolly 07/28/2016 at 19:46

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gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Steve in Manhattan 07/28/2016 at 21:51

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i was entertained.

One thing that pissed me off in the final monolouge, “four guys under the streetlight”

THERE was no scene of them under a streelamp!!!!!!